Edition 002
Dec 2016
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Our Story Our Story

Picture it a city overrun by the worst kind of caffeine pimps you could imagine; the regime called SQAB. They had citizens doped up on their vB-grade product that saw them walking around like coffee zombies.

But deep below the city surface The Professor was brewing the real deal the coffee of the Gods that would bring people back from the brink with just one sip. Getting it to them was not gonna be easy.

The clash between The Professor’s henchmen and SQAB was so epic, it saw a ten tonne truck full of the goods overturn and unleash its fine liquid into the vein of the streets

When you’re dealing with a genius, it takes more than a transport mishap to stop his master plan.

Sure, SQAB thought they’d won foolishly believing that their reign over the good people of the city would continue. But the professor had other plans ...tick, tick, tick. Welcome to The Reformatory.

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The Making of... The Making of ...

Some joints are so regular, you walk past ‘em everyday and don’t even notice, and this place was no exception. A desolate parking space - nothing more, nothing less.

Transforming it was gonna take a lot more than a little nip ’n’ tuck. This needed the sheer guts ripped out of it and a custom build from the ass up.

Concrete slabs, massive reinforcements, a 700 kilo lighting rig. It was the kind of job that you do once in a lifetime and pay for it in sweat.

Some days it stopped traffic. Literally! It needed a guy in a hard hat, high- viz vest, meat pie and STOP sign to keep the street gridlocked so that a 50-tonne truck could deliver the goods.

If it was easy, it wouldn’t have been worth doing. Because it takes the damn near impossible to bring a true vision to life.

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The Shop The Shop: Coffee

As dark as he is damaged, The Bean Dealer is only interested in two things; beans and Dames - both of which he is an expert in.

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90+ Juliette

Panama 200g

$75.00

90+ Perci

Panama 200g

$75.00

El Carmen

Colombia 200g

$18.00

El Tanque

Costa Rica 200g

$18.00

Esmeralda Y2 Yeast Auction Lot

Panama 100g

$100.00

Guji Red

Ethiopia 200g

$18.00

Hartmann

Panama 200g

$25.00

Herbazu

Costa Rica 200g

$30.00

Heroes Gesha

Colombia 200g

$120.00

Heroes Lactic

Colombia 200g

$100.00

Heroes Lactic/Acetic

Colombia 200g

$100.00

La Lia San Lorenzo

Costa Rica 200g

From $15.00

La Union lot 11

Colombia 200g

$18.00

La Union lot 4

Colombia 200g

$18.00

Legendary Lactic

Colombia 200g

$150.00

Milagros

Colombia 200g

$18.00

Morgan Carbonic

Panama 200g

$55.00

Morgan Natural

Panama 200g

$55.00

Nansebo

Ethiopia 200g

$18.00

Rwanda Remera

Rwanda 200g

$18.00

SQAB House Blend

Colombia Ethiopia Indonesia 200g

$13.00

Sudan Rume Las Nubes

Colombia 200g

$25.00

Supersonic

El Salvador 200g

$18.00

Yirgacheffe Orange

Ethiopia 200g

$18.00

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The Shop The Shop: Landing Soon

An ex Black Hawke pilot, Fly takes to the skies dropping the latest finds straight to lab for testing.

The Professor canvases the globe sourcing the best bean selection imaginable so that So ‘Fly’ Larry can smuggle the goods back to Reforma- tory HQ and dispatch them from the skies above. Here’s what’s landing soon in the shop.Pre-order and reserve if you’re a member, if not, sign up and reap the rewards!

Hawaii Kau

200g

Available to members only.

Santa Tereza Gesha

Costa Rica 200g

Available to members only.

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The Shop The Shop: Merchandise

If it’s not under The Green Grifter’s trench coat then it ain’t worth buying. HE’s GOT all the Reformatory merch covered.

T-Shirt 'Brute'
T-Shirt 'Brute'

T-Shirt 'Brute'

$50.00

T-Shirt 'SQAB02'
T-Shirt 'SQAB02'

T-Shirt 'SQAB02'

$50.00

T-Shirt 'Subject #001'
T-Shirt 'Subject #001'

T-Shirt 'Subject #001'

$50.00

T-Shirt 'The Prof'
T-Shirt 'The Prof'

T-Shirt 'The Prof'

$50.00

Gift Card

From $30.00

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The Shop The Shop: Happenings

Propaganda Pete is a no-nonsense 6”9 PR machine that keeps you in the loop WITH THE DETAILS of ALL THE Reformatory events.

No events.

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The Shop Membership

The Reformatory is a way of life, and subscribing to it comes with some great perks. Our exclusive subscription models come in 1, 3 or 12 month opportunities each with their own set of benefits.

Memberships only available for characters living in Australia. Recurring memberships billed at the beginning of each cycle. If you wish to cancel your membership, please notify us at least 14 days before the start of the next billing cycle.

The Threesome

The Threesome

$35 / 1 month

  • Free access to our exclusive Reformatory events.
  • 200g bag of coffee delivered to your door every Fortnight
  • $1 saving per bag when ordering coffee online.*

Subscribe

High Noon

High Noon

$99 / 3 month

  • Free access to our exclusive Reformatory events.
  • 200g bag of coffee delivered to your door every Fortnight.
  • Invitation to pre-order new releases prior to the public.
  • $2 saving per bag when ordering coffee online.*

Subscribe

All coffee is produced to the highest standard by the Professor and is 100% SQAB free. Only available online or at The Reformatory Lab.

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